once upon a time there was a guy named The Hairy Potter.
and he went to this school called Pigmoles school of stinkys and oogas.but then he found this sad, crying doll in the bathroom. the doll lived in that bathroom because nobody went in there because it was soooooooooooo stinky so the doll lived there so no one would bother her
then in his third year at Pigmoles he found out that his defense against the dark farts teacher, proffesor poopin’, turn into a teddy bear when there is a full moon.
then in his fourth year, he got picked to be in the Pie Lizard tournament even though he didn’t sign up.
his fifth year he got to join this weird club called the order of the Mean Ticks or something where you had to take your shirt off and go to the beach.
in his sixth year he got to go to the beach again with the headmaster of Pigmoles, Tumblefloor.they got attacked by zombies and then Tumblefloor use his magic stick to throw fire balls at them.
Tublefloor eventually got killed by his friend, Nevertrust Snape.
and finally in his seventh year he decided to ditch school with his to friends,Ron Weasel and Herminedpeed Stranger,to go and see his dead parents who lived at the cemetery. then after that they went to an old ladies house to talk to her about they Lively Solids. They ended up talking to Lord Pulldawarts snake, and the old lady was really dead.then they want back to Pigmoles and Lord Pulldawarts was there. Hairy kicked his butt by going and using Tumblefloors magic stick to kill him
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